November 18, 2013 – Monologue Jokes
1. President Barack Obama will be joined by former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on Wednesday in a wreath-laying ceremony at JFK’s grave commemorating the 50th...
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1. Elizabeth Fechtel had to relinquish the Miss Florida crown she won on June 21 to “runner-up” Victoria Cowen after pageant officials determined there had been a tabulating mistake. “Sucks, don’t it?”...
View ArticleJune 11, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Wednesday, J. Crew laid-off roughly 10% of its workforce. But, on the plus-side, those employees definitely have the shorts to go with their pink slips. 2. Michelle Kwan, the two-time Olympic...
View ArticleAugust 13, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. The International Astronomical Union is offering the public a chance to choose the name for 20 far away planetary systems that include 15 stars and 32 exoplanets. “Please, just number them,” said...
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