1. President Barack Obama will be joined by former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on Wednesday in a wreath-laying ceremony at JFK’s grave commemorating the 50th anniversary of his assassination. The ceremony will mark the first time in over ten years that Bill and Hillary will get laid together.
2. An Alabama man lost his fight on Friday to keep his wife buried in the front yard of the home they shared for decades. Hey police, maybe check out his backyard too, just to be safe.
3. An Alabama man lost his fight on Friday to keep his wife buried in the front yard of the home they shared for decades. The Alabama Supreme Court said they may reconsider their decision once the wife dies.
4. Last week, R&B singer Chris Brown checked himself out of rehab. So, back inside everyone.
5. A custom-made neon-green wheelchair stolen from a 9-year-old Cleveland boy was returned anonymously to a police station last week. Police returned the wheelchair to the boy, who was right where they left him.
6. A custom-made neon-green wheelchair stolen from a 9-year-old Cleveland boy was returned anonymously to a police station last week. Police returned the wheelchair to the boy, allowing him to continue his goal of wheeling himself out of Cleveland.
7. Sony said on Sunday it had sold 1 million units of its new PlayStation 4 gaming consoles in the first 24 hours it was available. Said one PlayStation buyer, “Ahh, the sun!!!!”
8. According to a study of young soccer players, women tend to have worse symptoms than men after suffering a concussion. When asked how they judged the severity of the women’s symptoms, the scientists replied, “Oh, they let us know. Trust me, they let us know.”
9. On Friday, television network FXX announced it had secured the cable and online streaming rights to reruns of the FOX animated series “The Simpsons” in what is thought to be one of the most expensive syndication deals in television history. Said one anonymous source close to the deal, “Dough!”
10. The top Democrat in the House of Representatives said on Sunday that her party would not abandon President Obama’s landmark healthcare reform law. Instead, the plan to back away slowly and then deny they supported it come re-election time.
